...and on the 6th day
.....God invented "the Tavli". So that men could struggle for their manhood, without drawing swords and messy bloodsheds.
Many years later, a couple of lazy friends brought to life the infamous "Best of the Best of the Best" Tavli tournament. So they summoned the best tavli players of the land to see, which of those warriors of the dice was the best afterall (cause the talked all bull). With already two crusades on their account, they where seeking for the next opportunity to see their opponents smashed attitude after another victorious game. But nothing happened.
Many years later, a couple of lazy friends brought to life the infamous "Best of the Best of the Best" Tavli tournament. So they summoned the best tavli players of the land to see, which of those warriors of the dice was the best afterall (cause the talked all bull). With already two crusades on their account, they where seeking for the next opportunity to see their opponents smashed attitude after another victorious game. But nothing happened.
Then suddenly the sky turned black and as the clouds cleared up, the Almighty Lord himself appeared calling those infernal warriors to another holy war. The third tavli crusade, in search of an Holy Artifact that only the Best of the Best of the Best can hold in his hands. A Trophy that only the one whos choices are wise, his mind is cunning and his heart is pure could win.So it was set.
The 3rd Best of the best of the best of the best Tavli Tournament was reality.
It will held on Saturday the 7/6/08 at 15.00 @ Cocomo All Day Coffee/Bar , Peraia/Thessaloniki.
Buy In: 10 Euroz, or 1 golden quarter of The Alexandrian period or 5 trillion dinars.
The 3rd Best of the best of the best of the best Tavli Tournament was reality.
It will held on Saturday the 7/6/08 at 15.00 @ Cocomo All Day Coffee/Bar , Peraia/Thessaloniki.
Buy In: 10 Euroz, or 1 golden quarter of The Alexandrian period or 5 trillion dinars.
Below are the prices for the one, only, true winner and his follow ups:
4th.PlaceThe winner of the fourth place, gets a nice little pet, that elsewhere is known as the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. Happy feeding!!
3rd.PlaceThe winner of the third place, gets an ancient relic, known as the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Which actually is the only weapon on this earth that can destroy the killer rabbit of Caerbannog, but also costs much on the blackmarket.
2nd.Place
The winner follow up as usually gets nothing. No money, no fame, nothing. Just a cucumber. He shall not be remembered by no one, and he shall walk home in shame and disgrace.
1st.PlaceThe winner of the first place will get the one supirior price a tavli warrior can get. Fame, Glory, Naked Women, and The Third Tavli Tournament Hilly Holy (and of course the pricemoney too).
Και για όσους δεν κατάλαβαν ή δεν έχουν χιούμορ ή δεν ξέρουν να διαβάζουν ή βαρέθηκαν να διαβάσουν ή είναι snob, το ξαναλέω με λίγα λόγια.
3ο Τουρνουά Τάβλι "The best of the best of the best"
Σάββατο 7/6/08 στο Cocomo All Day Cafe Bar, στην Περαία Θεσσαλονίκης. Ώρα Έναρξης 15.00
Τιμή Συμμετοχής : κάτι λίγα μωρέ αλλά φέρτε φράγκα... (λχ. 10Ε. )
Όποιος είναι αρκετά άντρας και έχει κότσια για να παίξει με τους καλύτερους, ας έρθει!!!
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